Conspicuous Consumption (3 Comments)
Water. We need it to live. The “experts” tell us we need to drink 8 cups a day. Some people think that this is a made up number put out there by the bottled water industry. I see that number floating around on all the weight loss web sites. I think one of the main reasons for this is to get people to drink no calorie water as opposed to high calorie soda. But be that as it may- it’s out there being shoved down our throats whether we want to swallow it or not.
When I worked it was easy to drink water. I had a large cup on my desk that always seemed to be empty. I’d fill it up and then it would be empty again. Amazing. It was very handy, right there within reach. When I came home, it wasn’t as easy. For some reason the large cup didn’t get filled and set out where I would see it. I would often feel embarrassed because one of my friends would always have water with her for herself and for her kids. My poor babies would be dying of thirst because I didn’t think about hauling our own water with us (Bad Mother!).
I noticed that I was feeling thirsty in the afternoons and would realize that I was only drinking coffee. So I changed my habits. I measured how much my favorite glass would hold (2 cups exactly- convenient that!) and filled it up. I keep track of how many times I fill it up. When we go out to play at the park or just to town, I fill up water bottles. Now my poor children are hydrated. I feel sanctimonious.
When the homeschoolers meet for an afternoon of play and bible study- I am the one guzzling down the large bottle of water…. and drinking a few cups of tea. Others sit there with nothing and I wonder how they do it. Isn’t the condemnation of the converted awful? Of course, I miss half the conversation because the down side to consuming so much fluid is that it eventual will want out.
Now, please excuse me- I must go visit Henry.
You know, I think your blog posts are the funniest thing I read all day! 🙂 You never fail to get me giggling! 🙂
Comment by Elizardbreath — June 23, 2008 @ 6:06 pm
Don’t say things like that! My head will swell and then pop!
And I don’t feel any pressure to continue in the funny vein.
Nope.
None at all.
I’m fine.
Really.
Comment by JustMe — June 24, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Great post! I agree that it was easier to drink the water when it sat on the desk in front of me all day. Now I feel like I need a tether around my neck with a bottle at the end just to ensure it stays with me during the day!
Comment by Lindsey — June 25, 2008 @ 7:08 am