Charlyn’s Web

HP has discovered the joys of swatting flies. He will get the fly swatter and go a swatting. I will not fill you in on the running commentary that flows forth as he is engaged in this activity. It’s best this way, trust me.

He decided the other day that we should leave our door open, rigged up with a screen with holes just big enough for flies to get through. When the house was full of flies we would then shut the door and put him to work with the swatter.

Then comes the kicker: I could pay him for each fly he kills.

Somehow I just don’t see the benefit for me in this scheme.